Source:
English Bridge Union
I learned to play Bridge while
at school in Ipswich more than 40
years ago as a teenager.
Little then did I realise how
great an influence the game would
have on the rest of my life.
We taught
ourselves how to play from a book
of card games by Hubert Phillips,
and so a lifelong obsession
began. We didn't even know that
there were such things as systems
or signals and had only a foggy
idea of the Laws. I vaguely
remember a heated discussion in
those early days about whether it
was East or North that was dummy
after a sequence that went
something like:
(At least
we played clockwise unlike some
other beginners I've heard of.
That's one of those trick
questions for trainee directors -
where in the Law Book does it say
that play should be clockwise?)
We played
in a Schools Cup heat and would
have qualified for the final if
I'd remembered to draw the last
trump in a game contract. (So
began one of my lifelong claims
to fame as the player who has
gone off in more "cold"
vulnerable games than any other -
I think Victor Mollo was right
when he advocated Monster Points
rather than Master points. I'd be
a Grand Monster 3 times over by
now.)
And so
to University and more bridge -
not very serious bridge at that,
lots of time that should have
been spent studying, playing
cards in the Common Room and
around the university. Wasted
opportunities in more ways than
one I guess, because if I'd found
my way into the London Bridge
Clubs of the early seventies I
might have improved my game. I
remember a hand from this era, or
at least the score; -1660.
Those of
you who know these things will
recognise 6Hx tick. My partner
doubled and I knew this meant I
had to make some sort of funny
lead and so I did - on lead again
after winning with the HA, I
tried another funny and equally
unsuccesful lead.
"Why did you double?" I
asked.
"Why did you defend like a
moron? A sensible action defeats
it by 4 or 5 tricks"
And so it proved to be,
team-mates had been doubled in 4
and been 3 light for -800 and 20
imps away when it could have been
12 imps in. This was the stuff of
university bridge.
Blackwood
is a convention I've always had
trouble with. This modern RKCB
where you've got to count up to 5
is way to hard for me. I recall
that in those days we played an
earlier version of Roman
Blackwood probably advocated by
Garozzo where
5H
showed two Aces of the same rank,
5S two mixed Aces and 5NT two of
the same colour.
I found
this very hard to remember until
one day walking along Earl's
Court Road to the Young Chelsea
Bridge Club (It was young
then - I always want to call it
the Middle-aged Chelsea these
days and soon it will be Senior
Citizen Chelsea) - a very large
bright orange cement mixer passed
as with RMC in huge letters on
the side. I never again had
difficulty with remembering the
complex Italian system - Rank
Mixed Colour. Ready Mixed
Concrete Blackwood may not ever
have been on many convention
cards but it was on mine for a
long time.
I retired
from full-time teaching in 1998
and now concentrate on organising
and running bridge events and
teaching the game. I am a
National TD and since 2006 a
member of the EBU's Laws and
Ethics Committee. I have
been quite involved in the
training of other TDs at Club and
County level. I've been
lucky enough to play in some good
teams and have had some success,
winning the National Swiss Teams
Congress some time ago and the
Silver Plate a couple of
times.
I was
recently appointed as the EBU's
Youth
Co-ordinator
and am keen to promote the game
among the young. In
everything I do connected with
bridge I have great fun (Yes even
the Laws & Ethics Committee)
and would like to pass this on.
Sarah and I
married in 2005 and live in
Shropshire on the Welsh
Borders.
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